This is some kind of ridiculousness from the BBC.

Coast Guard investigates as local watering whole draws unexpected visitors from the North. Be on the look out Canada has come after our beer.

At approximately 28 April 1230 local residents in the small waterfront town of L'Anse MI looked to the sky as the unmistakable sound of a low flying plane grew louder and louder. As whispers of a possible tourist attack spread like wildfire, the cause of all the commotion came into sight. A small twin engine sea plane began its approach into kewenaw bay from an unmistakably northern trajectory, they touched down and made land fall by approximately 1245 eastern time. Local minute men were up in arms, wielding the height of xenophobic technology, digital cameras. As the pilot and his navigator (undoubtedly a scouting party) proceeded with there invasion plans, they fell victim to the one true Canadian weakness, topshelf American beer. Before the advance troops could initiate there dastardly devious Canadian mischief, witnesses reported that they stopped at a local Bar to use the restrooms. As they remained in the establishment for another hour, reports are unclear as to whether or not the Canadians would file a recommendation for the bars restrooms with there superiors. A local coast Guard detachment was sent to investigate the incident, but on recognizing the Canadian Aircraft they mistakenly decided that either they did not pose a threat, or that they would need reinforcements. Shortly after arrival the Coast Guard vessel was seen leaving the scene at top speeds. Local minute men were seen flooding the scene shortly after touchdown, and proceeded to interrogate the unexpected visitors, no report as to whether or not advanced interrogation techniques were used, but several witnesses reported the suspects as being very polite and even jovial (damn Canadian tricksters). At approximately 1345 the suspects left the bar and began preparations for take off. During take off the sea plane was unmistakably drifting in and out of it intended flight path, reports are unclear as to whether turbulence was at fault or it was pilot inebriation. There was no further incident.

Neither homeland security, nor Canadian Prime minister Stephen Harper could be reached for comment, obvious signs of a shadow operation.

Shortly after our press deadline, witnesses reported that the plane in question returned to the scene of the crime. Speculators have concluded that either the pilot or his navigator may have left there wallet in the restroom of the local bar in question. Witnesses also report that on second departure the plane was seen to be doing large aerial doughnuts over kewenaw bay, they couldn't just let it be.

Be on the look out Canada has come after our beer. Always remember the cost of liberty is eternal vigilance. Also fact checking is for losers, and its not a lie if you are only stating your opinions. Boredom is a killer.  
















The Invasion begins


















Local Minute men spring into action and begin interrogation

















Coast Guard arrives, and foolishly turns there backs on the Maple menace


















Apparently Canadians have a weakness for American beer,
shock waves sent through international community

















Canadians thwarted, sent home in shame. America safe again, for now.